-90's-late 90's "Burning Questions" Funny Humor/ Deep Thinker Shirt/ Stoner Thought Tee

-A Series of Thought Provoking Questions

"Can You Cry Under Water?

Why Does a Round Pizza Come in A Square Box?

Do the Alphabet & Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oils made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?

Why are you IN a move, but you're ON TV?

Why are we head over heels when we are happy, isn't that the way we normally are?

Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?

Why doesn't hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?

Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?

If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do penguins have knees?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it's coming on?"

-!00% cotton

-Crew Neckline

-Short sleeves

Fits like: Small - Medium (Depending on Desired Fit)

Material: Cotton

Condition: Mint Vintage Condition!

Clipped on Mannequin: NO

✂ S I Z E + F I T ✂

Length: 28" / 71 cm

Bust: 38" / 97 cm

All measurements are taken with garment lying flat. ALWAYS refer to measurements as vintage sizes run can vary greatly from todays modern sizes. We recommend comparing measurements above with a similar style garment you own for best fit before purchasing.

DRESS FORM/ MANNEQUIN is wearing the size detailed above but she typically measures a size 4/6 by modern retail sizes or a general size small. Belt Accessories and other clothes are NOT included.

All Garments Have Been Laundered/Steamed or Dry Cleaned and are Ready-To-Wear.

This item is sold from an excellent, highly rated vintage boutique in Detroit Metro.