Awesome Kitschy 'BAR-FLY' Apron with Zipper Fly and Red Trim for the Man of the House!

THIS KILLER APRON IS COVERED WITH THESE GREAT SAYINGS:

MARTINI SPOKEN HERE * RING BELL FOR SERVICE * BEWARE! THE MORE I DRINK THE SEXIER I GET! * COME AND GET IT' WHISTLE * AVOID HANGOVERS STAY DRUNK * DRINK NOW PLAY LATER * I CHOOSE BOOZE T' CHASE TH' BLUES * MY WIFE HAS A DRINKING PROBLEM…ME! I SPILL MORE THAN I DRINK * CAUTION PEOPLE DRINKING * OPEN ONLY IN CASE OF EMERGENCY (Printed below the Zipper Fly!) * GUEST REGISTER DEAN MARTIN JAMES BOND JACKIE GLEASON FIDEL CASTRO BATMAN DEAN MARTIN NAPOLEON BONAPART LASSIE GEN. CUSTER.

Condition: Great Vintage Condition, Some Discoloration/Stains on Apron but these could come out with a good Soak! We did not want to soak this piece as we didn't want the details to wear off! Please note there is some fading as well.

Measurements:

36. 5" Long

4. 5" Long Zipper

36" Wide at Widest

This item is sold from an excellent, highly rated vintage boutique in Virginia Beach, VA.